This is a short game for 1 passive and 1-4 active players.
You will be the passive player. You play yourself. Lie down on the floor. You’ve been dead for 1000 years.
The other players are elf archaeologists. They have dug up your skeleton and are investigating it. They’re free to say and do whatever they want; walk around the room, prod you, talk about you.
The game consists of the elves saying hurtful things about you, based on deduction and speculation. You just lie there and take it!
The game ends when all the archaeologists have left the room to go on their lunch break.